Girls & Video Games?

So you have girls and then you have video games, both are enjoyed by most males. As i was playing "Toe Jam & Earl" for Sega Genesis (Great F'in Game) this idea came to me! Girls and video games are just alike. While I was doing my research for this idea i came up with numerous traits that tie girls and video games together. ok so first you have a brand new video game you just brought from Kroger, the cover looks nice, you read the back of the case and the game sounded fun, so next you put the game in and start to play. it was cool at first but it just get repetitive real quick and to easy. ( i hope you see where this is going) Now to compare this for a girl i really do not need to. but wait, then you have this girl who you never seen b4 and looks like real chill and relaxed. So you talk to her blah blah blah it took a while to move up a few levels but it was no easy challenge, plus it was worth the extra time you put in (the type of game most men like.. hint hint). Now for the next case! So you get a another game you keep hearing how good it is and then you get home and 1. the game has been used 2. you just wasted your time and money and 3. You cant return it, and not to mention the game is worthless....

You get the idea where this is going. I could do some more comparisons but the main concept is there, as for the conclusion. Games nowa days really have no difficulty to them and they are to expensive for a dumb game that can be beat within a week (another hint), now for the females. I am no ladies man or gigolo but i do know what i know, and i know that girls nowa days do not have the respect for themselves like they used to. some girls dont even make the man wait b4 he is sleeping or doing whatever with her. The bottom line is these girls need to be more like ladies. Now i know if your a female reading this your thinking guys are just as bad as girls, Yes your right, but everyone knows men are dumb and girls are the smart ones. So if you girls were to act like ladies, maybe there is a chance some boys would start acting like gentlemen... just a thought

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One Man Can Ruin It For The Rest

Ok so everyone knows Adolf Hitler right? I know Hitler as the man who ruined it for all males! So you have this German Guy (Hitler) who decides to start an uprising in Germany, attempts genocide on a whole race, and begins a world war. All while this is going on this German guy decides to get a toothbrush mustache. If you do not know what a toothbrush mustache is, it is a mustache shaved at the edges, except for three to five centimetres above the centre of the lip. Because this man of so much destruction wanted to attempt to take over the world (like that is possible) while rockin the toothbrush mustache, anyone with a toothbrush mustache now
A). looks like a Jew killer.
B). looks like that German guy Hitler.
C). People look at you like your nuts.
D). Will not get served at your local jewelery.
E). All of the above.

I mean this guy Hitler ruined it for every male who ever wanted to cut their mustache to look like a toothbrush! I mean why could he not rock the Fu-Manchu or something else? me personally i would enjoy having a toothbrush mustache right now, but sadly if i were to cut my stash like that i would look like a Nazi.... morale of the story is don't put all your eggs in the oven.

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Less than or equal to zero

Ok hello fellow reader, you think you are about to read something about math ha ha ha (that is me laughing out loud) well your wrong. This is my first blog so work with me here 8 ). Alright enough small talk let me get to the point of this blog........OK so picture this, your driving a nice looking vehicle maybe a Saturn or something and listening to the radio or maybe your ipod plugged in and your listening to Tabi Bonney "Beat Rock" (look it up! bet you will like it) and you get a txt msg on your new blackberry. Of course your going to check the msg. So you txt back your friend and tell them you are on your way to burger king to get a number six which is a crispy chicken sandwich. i mean it like 6.23 but its worth the extra buck. So you finally arrive at your friends apartment, and get out your car and your cell phone you had in your lap drops on the ground and breaks!!!!! ok so now you have a brand new broken phone, Burger king fucked uped your order and gave you a damn whopper Jr., your sweating your ass off cause the leather seats in your nice Saturn get hot in the summer time, and to top it all off you bit your tongue from being so angry.... so ummmm Blog i guess