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18.9.09
Fat People vs. Smokers
I'm a part-time smoker and soon to be quiting, but anyways let me tell you a story. So I was smoking the other day and a morbidly obese person comes rolling by in his wheel chair and said "hey smoking is bad for you". I decided to be nice and not acknowledge him.What i really wanted to say was "you know over eating is bad for YOU!".
Yes smoking is bad for your health but there is many other dangers these commericals on TV can focus on beside smoking. Maybe they could do a commerical showing fat kids stuffing their face with lard and grease then show the kids trying to dial 911 but they cant cause their fingers are to fat, then it cuts to a blank black screen that says "dont let this be you". I am not racist towards fat people, I just like making fun of them : )
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Yes smoking is bad for your health but there is many other dangers these commericals on TV can focus on beside smoking. Maybe they could do a commerical showing fat kids stuffing their face with lard and grease then show the kids trying to dial 911 but they cant cause their fingers are to fat, then it cuts to a blank black screen that says "dont let this be you". I am not racist towards fat people, I just like making fun of them : )
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14.9.09
Scary movie no no's
Never split up from the group, you will die.
Never let your flashlight batteries die, or you will die.
Never wear heels when a killer is in town.
being the only black person in the group will get you killed first or second.
Never hide in a closet.
Never look back while running, it will only slow you down.
if you escape never go back to save anyone!!!!
never try to fight the killer no matter what you will lose.
Never let your flashlight batteries die, or you will die.
Never wear heels when a killer is in town.
being the only black person in the group will get you killed first or second.
Never hide in a closet.
Never look back while running, it will only slow you down.
if you escape never go back to save anyone!!!!
never try to fight the killer no matter what you will lose.
9.9.09
What if?
What if farts smelled good? would you have to say excuse me, or would you say here you go?
what if everyone got what they wanted? would there still be problems?
what if reading this was fate?
what if everything was just a dream? what would happen when you wake up?
what if I replace what if with i wish?
what if everyone got what they wanted? would there still be problems?
what if reading this was fate?
what if everything was just a dream? what would happen when you wake up?
what if I replace what if with i wish?
True story.....
So my beeper starts vibrating and recognize the number.... so i go to the nearest payphone and make the call, and here how the conversation goes ( i will not be using real names ).
Guy1: Whats good i just got your page.
Guy2: hey man you where i can get some green.
Guy1: nah B i dont know of anyone.
Guy2: shit man what am i supposed to do? Season 4 of "the office" comes on at nine!
Guy1: Well if you really want to get some green, i tell you what i do when i really want some. OK just go to your local 7 11 and just wait until you see someone purchase a philly, or whatever type of cigar you prefer.
Guy2: ok then what
Guy1: well you go ask him if he smokes, 9 times out of 10 they do.
Guy2: Good look man, bout to head up there now!
True story! ummmm Blog?
Guy1: Whats good i just got your page.
Guy2: hey man you where i can get some green.
Guy1: nah B i dont know of anyone.
Guy2: shit man what am i supposed to do? Season 4 of "the office" comes on at nine!
Guy1: Well if you really want to get some green, i tell you what i do when i really want some. OK just go to your local 7 11 and just wait until you see someone purchase a philly, or whatever type of cigar you prefer.
Guy2: ok then what
Guy1: well you go ask him if he smokes, 9 times out of 10 they do.
Guy2: Good look man, bout to head up there now!
True story! ummmm Blog?
Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when you google "dog shit" her face comes up.
yo mama so dumb she buys stamps for e-mails.
yo mama so dumb she buys stamps for e-mails.
3.9.09
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