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Sorry If your a Girl, Woman, or Female

Previously I had a discussion with a mixed crowd of Males & Females and we were conversating what the pros and cons were of being a Female were, this is what we came up with

• CONS FOR WOMEN!!!
• You have to sit down to pee, unlike guys you cannot go in the woods and take a piss anywhere and not worrying about wiping and all that girl stuff, not to mention public restrooms-YUCK
• No matter what your a hoe-Meaning if you were to tell a guy you had sex with more then 5 people he is going to look at you as if you are a hoe, i know the rules are not fair but they are what they are, sorry ladies
• Baby, you have to carry a baby for nine months with your back hurting, feeling like you are about to throw up any minute-but the outcome after the nine months is a beautiful sight so thank you ladies
• Once a month, yeah that thing you girls get once a month, pretty sure no female enjoys taking care of that, specialty if its the summer time and you want to go to the beach or pool. Once again sorry ladies
• Strength-Women are know to be weaker then men when it comes to physical activities, but you do excel when it comes to multitasking, so its not that bad
• Spending-Every woman who wears clothes or dresses up has spent enough money on outfits, makeup, hair ties. nails, jewelry, tanning, and hair(tracks, weave). If your a man you can understand this list once you have a daughter
• Hate issue-Girls hate on other Girls, I have not figured this one out yet but women know they hate on other girls, lets try to stop hatting on other ladies, you are all equal
• Manners-Its ok for a guy to fart, sometimes its even funny. Now if a female were to pass gas that would just be nasty, i apologize again ladies
• Dressing speed-From my research that i have done on females i notice that the dress speed is remarkably slower then a man-Reason being that they cant decide which outfit to wear that will either make them look good, or have other girls hate on them.
  
• Bitch-This word when directed to a female coming from a male with get any female pissed off! Is there a word you can call a guy that will get him equally mad when you call a girl a Bitch? answer to that is no, we really don't care what you call us.....So if your a female you need to think of a word to call a guy that will get him pissed, sorry ladies once again
• Falling-Women are quick to fall for a guy or believe the dumb lies he feeds her, Also discovered in my research.
• Second Chance-Usually a guy can cheat and the relationship will be on the rocks, there will be arguments and fights, but what would happen if a female were to cheat? yup you guessed it the relationship is done and your all by your lonesome.
  

Well that is a long list of Cons for Women lets take a look at the pros

• PROS FOR WOMEN!!!
• Gifts-usually you get showered with gifts, if a man has done something wrong(which is often), you also have your very own holiday Valentines Day, and don't try to say its both cause there is so much pressure on a guy to do & get the right thing for V-day.
• Mother Nature-well ummm its mother nature not father nature, so be happy you got this one

These pros and cons do not apply for every female, these results were from research that was done in my lab. if you have any comments fill free to notify me or leave one.
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