Mr.Fili's Framework: January 2011

Found some of my old fun facts.... enjoy

Fun Fact: Holding in your farts, is the cause bad breath!
Fun Fact: best sleep is when you over sleep
Fun Fact: The place where i am at is similar to a toilet, but more shit happens in a toilet.....true and fun fact
Fun Fact: Best Food and Beverage combo cereal and beer for lunch
Fun Fact: There is no such thing as a gay homeless person...idk really
Fun Fact: There is no legal age for purchasing drugs
Fun Fact: Saying excuse me after sneezing kills all the germs....even if the person did not cover their mouth!
Fun Fact: The quietest place with the most people is an elevator...... or a cementary
Fun fact: Bitting your tounge, Stubbing your toe, and digging to deep when cleaning your ears. Worst things you can do to yourself.... besides combining over eating and smoking
Fun Fact: There is a new diet of 2009, walking while eating...
Fun Fact: Taking a shit in a litter box is the same as using a toilet!
Fun Fact: Holding your sneeze in may cause brain damage.
Fun Fact: Minute rice does not take a minute!
Fun Fact: You can not break an ice tray
Fun Fact: Talking to someone with Morning breath in the afternoon... is the same as talking to someone who didnt brush there teeth......at all
Fun Fact: Best Fast Food Fries goes to Burger King! if prepared correctly
fun Fact: ranch and hot sauce is bout the same feeling as wining the lottery
Fun Fact: Putting mace on a baloney sandwich makes it spicy!
Fun Fact: Sleeping on the bottom of a inflatable bunk bed is a bad idea!
Fun Fact: with out the mirror people would have no profile pics
Fun thing 2 do: after someone has finished taking a shit, give them a wedgie
Fun Thing To Do: Dont be cool, be yourself
Fun Fact: Things best severed cold.... Soggy Fries!...fill free to compete with this
Fun Fact: Putting icing on a muffin does not make it a cupcake!
Fun Fact: If you see a bum/hobo/homeless person with a credit card machine, odds are they are not a bum/hobo/homeless...
Fun Fact: People find other peoples lives more interesting than their own!
Fun Fact: Most "Black People" are not black, they usually are different shades of brown.
Fun Fact: Ugly people look dumb...... and sometimes scary
FUN FACT: Your own fart smells better than another persons! this is scientifically proven by perverts!
Fun Fact: the word affection can easily be mistaken for the word infection.... example: Joe " i want some affection" Jane says "wow your the first guy i met who really wants an infection"..8 (
Fun Fact: Best invention since 1986..... Flintstones push pop ice cream also Nobel peace prize winner in '91'
Fun Fact: Worst three burps! 1.Throw up burp 2. Beer burp 3. Someone blowing a burp in your face
Fun Fact: If you have stairs in your house you will be less likely to trip on them outside of your house. ex in public, getting in or out of the pool, go up an escalator or down, shit like that
Fun Fact: The puddle was invented in the 60's
Fun Fact: the average human is fucking dumbass
Fun Fact: the fatter you are the uglier your clothers get
Fun Fact: If you read this "NIGGER" and you read nigger, you have now said nigger..... got yo cracker ass!
Fun Fact: burnt bread can be turned into toast
Fun Fact: Swagger can now be bought at your local wal-mart!
Fun Fact: Redskin fans think they have a good team!
Fun Fact: if you put information up about your day a stalker/killer might read it! example: i am takin a shower @ 9a.m. then to school will be gone till 4 cell it!
Fun Fact: Taking pictures of yourself increases the chance of facial cancer!
Fun Fact: Did you know the first gay man had sex with a straight man!
Fun Fact: Facebook was created to study people....
Fun Fact: To speed up your computer press Alt+F4!